repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.
walking a drunk friend like
when someone really cute calls you cute first
Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut
I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.